Privacy & Terms
Last updated October 25, 2026
Terms
This is a joke. Body Count Reset sells novelty certificates for entertainment only. A certificate is not an official, legal, medical or factual document. It isn't issued or endorsed by any government, court, health authority or other organization, and it doesn't certify, change or erase anything about anyone's history, health or relationships.
Not health advice. Nothing on this site is medical or sexual health advice. For questions about your health, talk to a qualified professional.
18+ only. You must be at least 18 to use this site or buy a certificate.
Use it kindly. Only put your own name on a certificate, or the name of someone who has agreed to it. Don't use certificates to harass, embarrass, defame or deceive anyone, or present them as genuine. You are responsible for what you enter and how you share it. We may switch off any certificate that breaks these rules.
Payment. Prices are $1.00 USD per body counted, plus any sales tax or VAT. Payments are processed by Stripe, which acts as the seller (merchant of record) for these orders, so Stripe's terms also apply to your payment.
Refunds. Your certificate is delivered right away. If something went wrong with your order, send us a message. Refunds are handled through Stripe in line with its policies and the law where you live.
No warranty. The site and certificates are provided "as is". To the extent the law allows, we are not liable for any loss arising from using the site or a certificate, and our total liability is limited to the amount you paid.
Changes. We may update these terms. The date at the top shows the latest version.
Privacy
What we collect.
- Certificate details (the name, previous count and date you enter) are stored with your order at Stripe and shown on your certificate page.
- Payment details (card, email, billing address) are collected by Stripe on its checkout page. We never see your full card number.
- Contact messages and the optional reply email are stored on our server, and only the site owner can read them.
- Technical data such as IP addresses may be processed by our hosting provider (Render) and by Google, which serves the site's fonts, to deliver and protect the site.
What we don't do. We don't use cookies, analytics or advertising trackers, and we don't sell your data.
Your certificate link. Anyone with your certificate link can see it, so share it only with people you want to see it.
How we use it. Only to create your certificate, process your order through Stripe and reply to your messages.
Your choices. To ask what we hold about you, or to have your messages or certificate details deleted, send us a message. Stripe's handling of payment data is covered by the Stripe Privacy Policy.
Children. This site isn't for anyone under 18, and we don't knowingly collect their information.